Shattered Sentences

It’s night right now. 

There’s something else you should be doing at the moment.

You ate chicken today.    

You are lactose intolerant.

There’s a nearby TV on. 

You get along with your neighbors.  

Twilight is a horrible series. 

You’re hungry right now. 

You have worked out today.    

Running a mile sounds awful. 

You have a job. 

You love to bake Christmas cookies.    

Your parents are still together. 

You woke up before 8 this morning. 

Baths are better than showers. 

You are 5’5” or shorter.

You hate British accents.

Victoria’s Secret is a good store. 

Cats are better than dogs. 

The 90’s sucked.    

Your cell phone is right next to you. 

Your favorite color is either blue or purple.

Your hair is short. 

You are by yourself right now.

The last thing you drank was water. 

You’re in your PJ’s right now.

Your hair color is natural. 

Fred from Youtube is annoying.

You don’t drink soda.

There’s at least $20 in your wallet.

It’s cold now.

Orange juice is better than apple juice. 

You’re in love with someone right now. 

Video games are awesome. 

Your sheets are white. 

You have read works by Shakespeare before.

You’ve been professionally diagnosed with a psychological disorder.

You know someone in the hospital right now. 

You’ve showered today.

You know someone who has beaten cancer. 

Sneakers are your favorite shoes to wear. 

Chocolate is better than vanilla.

You’re allergic to peanuts.  

You’ve never been to New York. 

You’ve never been on a varsity sports team. 

You want to go to Europe. 

You’re using a laptop right now. 

Plastic surgery is a good idea. 

Vanilla is the best scent a girl can wear. 

You’ve made yourself throw up. 

You’ve cheated on someone before. 

You have a broken heart at the moment.    

Your friends do drugs. 

School is too early.  

Your nails have nail polish on them right now. 

You’re Italian.   

You have a tan right now. 

You’ve been on a diet before. 

You shop in plus sized clothing stores.    

There are socks on your feet right now. 

You’ve used a hair straightener. 

Shopping online is easier than shopping in an actual store.

You’re in Verizon’s network. 

Cheesecake is delicious. 

Your BMI falls into the overweight category. 

You have gotten your hair cut in the past month. 

Your birthday is within the next 2 months. 

You’ve been rejected.    

Comedies are better than action films.

Math is the best subject.

You are fluent in more than one language. 

You love Greek food. 

You consider yourself a picky eater. 

You have more than 3 pillows on your bed. 

You live with your parents. 

You’re happy right now. 

You are a high school graduate.

You have a pet cat.

You were born before April 5th, 1991. 

You have brown hair. 

You have blue eyes.

You last name is longer than 5 letters long.

You are in a relationship.

You can count to 20 in another language.

You have studied a foreign language.

You voted in the 2008 presidential election.

You own a vehicle that is older than a 2004.

You have worked 3rd shift.

You have worked in a fast food restaurant.

You drove somewhere that was further than a half hour away today.

You live in New Jersey.

You live in Montana.

You live in Pennsylvania.

Your last name begins with a ‘M’.

Your middle name begins with a ‘C’.

Your first name begins with a ‘S’.

You are older than 19.

You are younger than 16. 

You are an only child.

Your parents are divorced.

You have more than one sibling.

You are an Aquarius.

You are a vegetarian.

You have a gym membership.

You are in the military.

You have a relative in the military.

You have been to Canada.

You have been to Mexico. 

You have been to Europe.

You are currently enrolled in college/university.

You have done something you told yourself you wouldn’t.

You have braces.  

You wear contact lenses.

You have a tattoo on your ankle.

You have a tattoo on your wrist.

You have a tattoo on your lower back. 

You have a tattoo on your upper arm.    

You have a lip piercing.

You have a tongue piercing.

You have your nipples pierced.

You have your cartilage pierced.

You have received flowers from someone in the last 2 months.    

You are engaged.    

You are married.  

You have children.   

You are an aunt or uncle.

Your bedroom walls are blue. 

Your bedspread is red.

Your bedroom carpet is beige.

You have been out to eat at a sit-down restaurant in the last week.

You have been drunk in the past 24 hours.   

You have lost your virginity before you turned 15.

You are bisexual.    

You watch Scrubs.

You watch Jon & Kate Plus 8.

You watch American Idol.

You have been to the movies within the last month.

You have cursed in front of your grandparents.

You had a lunch box with a cartoon character on it when you were little.

You actually pay attention to politics.

You are still waiting for your first kiss. 

You have kissed someone within the last week.

You have kissed three or more people this year.  

You would kiss the last person you kissed again.

You were told you looked cute today.

You were hugged today.

Your best friend is the opposite sex. 

You have paid more than $100 on one item of clothing.

You had a date to prom.

You are a good speller.

You are always on time. 

You believe in karma.

You have done something illegal within the last 24 hours.

You have ridden an elevator within the last 3 days.

You have spent the night at someone else’s house within the last 2 weeks.

You have been out of the country within the last year.  

You love Chinese food.

You love Italian food.  

You love Mexican food.

You love country music. 

You love rap.    

You love hip hop. 

You love punk rock.

You love hard rock.

You love metal. 

You love classic rock.

You love bluegrass.   

You love oldies.

You love techno.

You love instrumental music.

You have taken pictures of yourself just because you were bored.

You know someone younger than 10 who passed away.

You have been in a car wreck.    

You have had stitches.

You have a parent who is a teacher.   

You have a checking account. 

You have a debit card.

You have a currently have a $2 bill in your possession. 

You have dated someone who was 2 years younger than you.

You have dated someone who was 2 years older than you.

You have broke up with someone for someone else. 

You have cheated on someone.

You have been cheated on.

You are Catholic.

You are Mormon.

You are Buddhist.  

You are Agnostic. 

You are Atheist.

You wish at 11:11.

You have had your current job for more than 3 months. 

You have had your heart broken.

You broke someone else’s heart. 

You felt bad about it. 

You have an Aunt Karen.  

You have an Uncle Bill. 

You have a cousin Sarah.    

You have a cousin Adam.    

You have worked with a Danielle.  

You have ridden in a car with a Stephen.

You have hugged a Tiffany.  

You have kissed a Blake.

You have had class with a David.

You have had a crush on an Emily.

You have dated a Derek.   

You have been neighbors with a Hannah. 

You have done something just for the fact that you were old enough to.

You have been to a cemetary at midnight.   

You have been a vampire for Halloween.    

You have been a witch for Halloween.

You have been a pumpkin for Halloween.  

You have stayed up for 48 hours straight.

You have been to Walmart within the last 3 days.

You own a pair of scrubs.    

You own a cowboy hat.   

You own a leather coat. 

You are missing someone right now.

You have been let down recently.

You have had someone you thought you could trust betray you.

You would rather have a one-night stand than a relationship.

You would rather win $500 from the lottery, than guest on a game show.

You have met someone famous.

(Source: moofinsmoofin)